What is your greatest fear?
The opposite of perfect happiness
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
The willingness to take on too many things
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
The willingness to ask people to take surveys
Which living person do you most admire?
The man at the helm of the William and Melinda Gates Foundation
What is your greatest extravagance?
Travel. And it’s only going to get worse.
On what occasion do you lie?
When it doesn’t hurt anyone, but not to build someone up who doesn’t deserve it
What is the quality you most like in a man?
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My beautiful bride
When and where were you happiest?
Now and today. But ask me tomorrow, because I’m always updating this one…
Which talent would you most like to have?
To fiddle like an Eastern Canadian
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
What is your most treasured possession?
My guitar. But it pales in comparison to my family.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Watching a loved one in pain
What is your favorite occupation?
What is your most marked characteristic?
My contageous smile ;o) …and perhaps the scar on my bald head
What do you most value in your friends?
Honest loyalty, standing by you when they know you’re wrong, hold you accountable and help you through
Who is your hero of fiction?
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Who are your heroes in real life?
Emergency response personnel
What are your favorite names?
Ones that have cool abbreviations
What is it that you most dislike?
Surveys and questionaires
What is your greatest regret?
Hurting a friend
How would you like to die?
That’s silly, I wouldn’t
What is your motto?
Make your own fun
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
Twerk, selfie, literally
What turns you on?
Is nothing sacred?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
My kids’ breathing
What sound or noise do you hate?
High-pitched white noise
What is your favorite curse word?
I just make them up on the fly
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Dive bar pianist
What profession would you not like to do?
Cleaning the bathrooms at Grand Central Station